Guy added me on the Facebook 2 years ago.
Start messaging and texting.
He’s dropping nonchalant hints at us ‘hanging out’ and calling me weird pet names like vanilla bean.
Did I mention he had a gf?
Stopped communicating with him.
Year later, after he’s had a kid with now ex-gf, starts talking to me again.
I be damned if tonight he’s not messaging me about my birthday.
Really? Get outta here with that bullshit.
This scenery’s real cute and all, but if I’m stuck at home and can’t go back to bg I may go hulk style on someone.
Cousin’s ex is trying to play games and be a douche.
Clearly he’s never messed with someone who’d family is crazier and as psychotic as the Joker.