How am I starting my menstrual cycle?
At 1 o’clock in the morning with pre-move laundry, cream of broccoli soup, and The Wizard of Oz.
Go to steak and shake: lovely
Go to steak and shake and get your meal paid for: solid
Soo my roommate who moves out tomorrow volunteered to dog sit a 6 month old husky for a few weeks.
And she didn’t feel the need to let me know that the start date for her watching him was this week.
Therefore, I was woken up at 7am yesterday to an extremely loud bark.
Since then I was woken up at 6 this morning to him barking, I’ve had to clean up 3 messes, take said dog out without being seen by the landlord, deal with a ridiculous amount of fur on EVERYTHING, and try to entertain a giant puppy in a very small space with no dog toys and no yard.
So how’s your day been?
I’ve hit that point in my life where most everyone I know is either getting engaged or getting married or having kids, and I’m just over here like, ‘hey, I like beer.’
Everyone all over social media is all like ‘yea America! ‘Yea drink on the lake!’ ‘Yea celebrate!’
And I’m just over here like, ‘Hi welcome to Applebee’s.’
Man. I remember working the sports bar that shall not be named on 4th of July. We spent half the shift making-up red, white, and blue themed shots. That I’m pretty sure didn’t sell. At all.
It was miserable. I was cut after 2 hours.