Beth Anne

I’m in a wedding next Wednesday.

Just tried on my dress to make sure it still fits, next thing I know I’m walking around the apartment in full dress and heels practicing how to walk and dance without making a complete embarrassment of myself.

I might be a little excited.

do i have a crush on you or am i just lonely

do i like you or do i like that you like me

do I like you or do I like the idea of you

do i want to be in a relationship or do i just want to prove that i’m worthy of one

(Source: oomshi, via conversation-slips)

conversation-slips:

luponista:

danglingthpider:

notcrazyiswear:

I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.

Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.

I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”

I agree except the excuse me.

I don’t get why that’s worse than “Ma’am.” Because “Ma’am!” implies you don’t give a shit if she was doing something. “Excuse me” implies you recognize she probably was doing something.

It’s probably the tone of the “Excuse me,” but I don’t see why that doesn’t also apply to “ma’am.” I’ve never been a waitress, just a cashier, but I’ve gotten some bitchy-ass “Excuse mes” in my day. Still, that’s usually my go to (with a smile and a small wave) because calling waitresses who are usually my age or younger “ma’am” seems really awkward.

I do love little kids whose parents call me “lady,” though. Like, “Give your change to the nice lady now.” Even when I was sixteen it just delighted me.

My hair was curled when I left the apartment. It was straight when I got home..

rejennerate:

fitzefitcher:

daggerpen:

monicalewinsky1996:

Trigger warning: Breakfast

Holy shit.

reasons why we don’t make fun of seemingly odd triggers

reasons why if someone asks you not to mention something or play a song or call them a nickname YOU SHOULD RESPECT THAT EVEN IF IT SEEMS TRIVIAL

(via wernerhertzaftig)

sofivondeath:

bethxxanne:

sofivondeath:

johnhexcarter:

sofivondeath:

Im dressing Kel up as orange soda for halloween.

I dont even care.

Wait what

YOU HEARD ME.

CAN SHE BE A FANTA GIRL?!??!

I WAS GOING FOR “WHO LOVES ORANGE SODA? KEL LOVES ORANGE SODA.” BUT THANKS FOR PLAYING BETH.

Ohh that makes since now.